I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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