just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
