he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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