spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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