So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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