Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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