let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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