Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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