Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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