Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!