D3 body, D1 cock
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh