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• (631): View more from New York

  Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."

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• (863): View more from Florida

  if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  "drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES

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  YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (424): View more from California

  This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone

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• (305): View more from Florida

  "I licked someones beard, because I can."

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent

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