Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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