You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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