I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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