she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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