How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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