Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I deserve this hangover.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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