Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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