it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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