She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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