Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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