Porn is love you can see.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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