I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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