Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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