I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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