Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
