i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
4 words: hood of his car
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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