well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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