it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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