she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
