i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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