Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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