thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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