dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
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I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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