You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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