in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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