ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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