Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
