We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Randomize
