I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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