i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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