scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I will pee on everything he values.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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