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My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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