I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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