how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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