is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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