Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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