What a fucking waste of an outfit
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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