hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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