I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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