why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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