Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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