lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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