she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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