if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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