we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
